Furthur on down the road

Back in my sleepy lil chill town.... We would almost religiously gather at the Majik tree. Whether it was to smoke, hacky sack or just plain chill. It was there I met some of the most random of people. I had learned of a place in the ghetto called The Hippie Hotel. A lot of the people I met lived there. This place was a huge boarding house in the middle of Crack Town. I think it had like 6 bedrooms 2 kitchens and I am not quite sure how many bathrooms. It was filled with musicians, dealers, poets and artist. 2-3 to a room. This is where D. met the Pumkin Gods. Flea fell off the 2nd story balcony. HBG would play in the kitchen. Some girls dad showed up with a shotgun. A few of us from the house would go out Shroomin every night. We would bring back copious amounts. Lay them on huge sheets of paper and dry them out for sale. We even tried to grow mushrooms in the attic. The Cops had heard we had an acid lab. When they arrived and searched they found a bucket full of cow shit with one lil shroom poking out. As I had said before, I dated a cops daughter. Before they showed up she let me know not to go home. I was already tripping on shrooms when I heard so i kinda freaked. I need somewhere to go. Who could I call? Who would help me? G.! That's who. Now this was before every one had cell phones. But I did know where he was. He was doing a show. That's where I am going to go! I arrive at the venue and realize I am walking into a church. This really fucked with my head.I kept thinking that God was going to strike me down. I used the Church phone and ended up breaking up with my girlfriend because I would drag her to hell with me. I was crying....and lonely. Then the play was over and after what seemed an eternity came G. I told G. of my situation and of course he sympathized. Who wouldn't sympathize with someone that had God knows how many shrooms,1 gram of hash, 4 hits of acid and 1/2 oz of bud? So we decided to get out of town for a few days and go to Orlando. There we laid low and let the heat cool.